So What? Wednesday

So what if...

1. I have a stupid sore throat and appear to be getting a cold in JULY!  Seriously? So what, shmo what....this pisses me off...
2. The humidity makes it impossible for me to have good hair.  Despite my appearance, I really DO care about the way I look.
3. The sunburn I got last week has caused me to peel and I am now left with pale skin again instead of a tan.  
4. I am doing a cleanse this week and really just want a piece of toast. Who craves toast?
5. All of my pets took a collective crap on the carpet the other day.  This is not typical.  Is this their way of flipping me off?
6. (Speaking of crap...) My son and daughter are now completely amused by yelling out words like "Poop!" and "Buttcheeks!"
7. I laugh sometimes when they shout out "Poop!" and "Buttcheeks!"
8. I decided to do a cleanse the same week I am going to two barbecues.  I is smart.
9. I have done the 30 Day Shred DVD so many times, I can now recite lines.  "I could always use a good chest fly in my life!"
10. I just organized my shoes on a shoe rack that my husband can see.  I now feel exposed, because he will no longer believe me when I say that I "need" a new pair of shoes.  
11. I was too worn out to give the kids a bath last night.  They can just play in the sprinklers today while playing with bubbles at the same time.  That should work, right?  
12. I consider choosing and purchasing a delicious watermelon as one of my biggest victories this week.  (You know you get excited when you open it up and see you got a good one!)
13. Speaking of watermelon, where was this all my watermelon eating life, and why did I not think of something so simple?
14. I am craving chocolate like crazy. Fat girl problems...